Friday, December 19, 2008

bones found are caylee anthonies.....

or so the local media here in central florida are reporting.

for those who haven't been bombarded with this sickening story. this wacky family living (who reminds me of the family from the texas chainsaw massacre part2) in orlando, florida...but mind you not from here originally...have a crazy compulsive lying whore daughter who got knocked up by some mystery man, who now is dead? ? and lost her kid. long story short they found bones in a bag in the woods/swamp near her parents home and it is being reported now that it is that little girl.

this whole family and story makes me sick. i always knew something stunk about this family, and it wasn't the supposed rotted maggot infested pizza left in their car trunk either. from the first newscast interviewing them, it had a certain lunacy, craziness to it. the kind that you only see from people from ohio and the west like oregon and washington state. anyways, then i come to find out they are in fact from ohio!!! warren ohio as some have reported.

it makes perfect sense. back in western pa, we always joke about how we needed a wall to keep the looneys from ohio from coming into pa. it was a joke, but not really. there is something in the water there or chemicals in the air from the manufacturering or whatever....that makes ohio people odd at the least and crazy at the worst.

so this soap opera story that in the end leaves a little girl dead/murdered?...has so many twists and plot changes...even hollywood couldn't come up with a better script. often the little girl.... formerly missing, now determined to have been killed... forgotten about and that is the ultimate tradegy. this anthony family behaved as poorly as people can behave. i don't excuse them from the circumstances as they raised their insane, lying, whore of a daughter who most likely killed her own kid, and went on drinking and partying for over a month without care. they obviously did a poor job raising their own kids and then they way they acted on camera....well it was all ohio.

so take note...these ohio yankee crazies aren't like most people in central florida. it's true that orlando is full to the brim with selfish, poorly behaved, and obnoxious people...but they aren't from florida. these are transplanted yankee clowns mostly from ohio and michigan. ironically they come down here because they couldn't make it in their home state and from day one all they do is complain about how horrible florida is. how nothing is like it is in michigan or ohio or enter your own crappy state. i think i may rename the rustbelt states to the "whiny belt". cause that is all these rust belt clowns do down here. whine, non stop. i've lived in central florida..most of my life...and i grew up with locals down here. people who are true floridians...not the kids of ohio transplants. you'll never meet a nicer bunch of well behaved and high moral group of people than these florida natives. it's a shame their state is being taken over by horrible people from ass backwards rust belt states. for those rust belters who take offense to the truth...how would you like it if we sent all the people from miami up to your town and let them take over it? i'd bet you'd be hoping mad. so sit back down and shut up. no one gives a shit what you think. go back to the bar to drink your poor miserable existence away.

5 comments:

Kristin said...

Hey, thanks for the heads up; I'm planning on moving there after a few years! lol

There's this publishing house called Ellora's Cave, you see . . . lol

jhb said...

ahhh...akron, ohio? right? well i'm no fan of ohio..never have been...but like anywhere..there are good and bad people. the ones that come here to florida seem to be the worst of the worst though. why? who knows. maybe because the south is too polite to grab 'em by the neck and send the packing home?:)

my advice live in pa, and make the drive to ohio. if you must.

j.h.

Kristin said...

That's a really long drive every day. lol I plan to work there, so that wouldn't much work out. I know Ohio and Pennsylvania are close, but Akron isn't exactly in PA's back pocket, yanno?

How'd you know it was in Akron?? I swear, you know everything.

jhb said...

google. with the internet anyone can become an "expert" in just about anything in about 15 minutes. google makes even a dunce like me, look smart.:)

i was kidding about the drive. also pretty much about ohio. it's okay. i just like to pounce on anything that makes ohio look bad. ohio and people from there, being crazier than a shit house rat, is kind of an inside joke down here in floriduh. there is some truth to it though. i'm just kidding, or am i??? ??

j.h.

Kristin said...

Bwahaha, well, I'm not offended about the Ohio thing. I'm not crazy or weird, so maybe I can start a new trend there. =D

Ohhh okay, I thought maybe you figured I would try to get something published there rather than try to work there. ;) We're all on the same page now!